I am bleeding profusely

Jia stabbed me. Mortally wounded, I still managed to come up with this piece of literacy art.


Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italise the statements that you WISH are true.
Leave the fibs alone.
Then, stab 3 people to do the same test:

I miss somebody right now.
I do not watch tv these days.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games. (i was gonna leave this one out and hope that it goes unnoticed, but considering it's the 4th statement from the top there's not much chance for that. so, there u go, honesty the best policy)
I have tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome. (was thinking of italising this just to see how some of u will react)
I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (as i so honestly portrayed in the 4th statement)
I have changed mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I curse.
I’m totally smart.(Im kind of in between. or, at least, i hope im kind of in between. how do i italise this twice?)
I’ve broken someone’s bones. (nails count as bones or not?)
I’m paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn’t survive without Caller ID.
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
Enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I don’t hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone. (i hv 2!!)
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (last week, in fact.)
I’ve rejected someone before.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
I’m not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I’m shy around members of the opposite sex.
I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
I have tried alcohol before.
I own the South Park movie.
I would die for my best friend.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (haha kd kd in case u r falling asleep reading this)
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (i dont get free candy...)
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I am happy at this moment!
I’m obsessed with girls. (sorry not that desperate)
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met. (that would be cool)
I study for tests most of the time.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
Plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (i sometimes feel so pathetic not having a major goal/dream in my life. It makes me lazy)
I'm proficient in an musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movie.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.(out of country)
I like sausages.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours. (and also dark colours)
I can’t live without black eyeliner.
I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake's slither. (i hv recessive genes (Kok 2007))
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I’ve written in.
I can’t stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
I have jazz in my blood.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I wear a toe ring.
I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
I’m an artist. (this one i truly wish for)
I only clean my room when necessary. (who doesnt?)
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie. (btw, anyone interested to go bungee jump end of this year?)