Nerdy pickup lines

From the facebook group nerdy pickup lines. i almost died laughing.

1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

4. If i was an enzyme, i'd be helicase so i could unzip your genes

20. I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

22. By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

23. It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.


25. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

31. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

33. When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.

34. Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

36. You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force

37. If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again... and again... etc.... would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.

38. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

42. Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it

44. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves

46. Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress

47. Let's discover our coefficient of friction

63. That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s

68. Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it's more than just our universal gravitation...

73. At absolute zero, you would still move me

84. Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves...

85. Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?

86. If you were a graphics calculator, i'd look at your curves all day long

88. hey girl, let's get together and figure out our heat of fusion

90. hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod

91. baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but ur sooo hot my screen melted

94.I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain.

97. You're so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.

105. You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you

110. My love for you is like a convex function's positive first derivative, because it's always increasing.

116. In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch ... let's go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.

117. My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?

118. Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.

129. Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?

133. The direction fields of my heart all point to you

140. Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending

145. Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your end-point...

146. The word of the day is "Legs", lets go back to my place and spread the word

151. Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.

154. Baby you must be a modulus sign, 'cos whenever you wrap your arms round me i always feel positive!

156. You're so hot you denature my proteins

175. Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away

180. Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.

181. Your hottness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.

192. you are like a proton in my core--without you i could never be the same.

209. Like a graph with n^2 edges, you complete me.

222. Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

225. what say we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?

232. You must be sin squared, because I'm cosin squared and together we equal one.